| Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer |
| Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. |
| You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. |
| She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go. |
| But she forgot her medication, and she Staggered out the door into the snow. |
| When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack, |
| She had hoof-prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back. |
| Now, we're all so proud of grandpa, He's been taking this so well. |
| See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel. |
| It's not Christmas without grandma, All the family's dressed in black. |
| And we just can't help but wonder, Should we open up her gifts, |
| Or send them back? Send them back!!! |
| Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig, |
| And the blue and silver candles that would Just have matched the hair on grandma's wig. |
| I've warned all my friends and neighbors, Better watch out for yourselves. |
| They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. |
| Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. |
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