|I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -- Rita
Don't make the mistake of accepting your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you're wonderful. -- Ann Landers
|If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will most
certainly go to Heaven.....but very few of us who are human will accompany them.
-- James Thurber
If there are no dogs in Heaven then, when I die, I want to go where they went. -- Will Rogers
|Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. -- Franklin Jones
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. -- Ambrose Bierce
|Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
visit with the most amazing haul---chicken, pork, beef. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth.
-- Anne Tyler
Dogs need to sniff the ground, it's how they keep abreast of current events; the ground is
like a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. -- Dave Barry
|Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need
should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. -- Martin Buber
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
When we get to the Pearly Gates, will we have to do that dumb handshake trick
to get in?
If a dog barks in the forest and no human hears him, does he still get whacked
with a newspaper?
More meatballs, less spahetti.
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize to them?
If we come back as humans.......is that good or bad?
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